40 oz to Freedom

And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz to Freedom,
So I'll take that walk. 

So I know I haven't posted in a while so I thought, to myself... "Self, you know what would get be back in to posting more?"  I didn't reply because I'm not a schizophrenic.  I then continued, because, well we need to get this show on the road.  "A Crew vs Revs drinking game!"

The New England Revolution (or as most of us put it Robert Kraft's tax deduction,) have been Columbus' whipping boy for years now.  It fits that Columbus fans will have to find something to do during this game to keep themselves entertained  (other than count the painted on throwball lines that have no business being on the field during June.)  Oh, also I got bored today at work so some of hte suggestions are crowd-sourced.  Without any further ado... here's the Counter-Revolution Drinking Game!

1 Drink

The match starts.

The Fort (Which apparently is the name of the supporters section in New England) is shown.

Tom Brady's name is mentioned.

Duncan Oughton says something that nobody outside of New Zealand would understand. 

 Dwight Burgess mispronounces Andy Gruenebaum's last name... or Duncan Oughton mispronounces Andy's last name.  Or nobody actually knows how his last name is pronounced because he is such a nice guy he never corrects anyone.

Somebody mentions the turf surface.

A random New England player is shown during the coverage because FSOH didn't send their own camera crew to the match.

  Paul Garlock ‏@xthetracks

@mattgoshert every failed pass.. drink.

  Nate Beckman ‏@4castnate

@mattgoshert Whenever someone makes a "revolution" pun on twitter, drink a Sam Adams & punch yourself.

2 Drinks

 

  Tana Weingartner ‏@TanaWeingartner

@mattgoshert Take a double shot each time the commentators mention Jay Heaps played basketball at Duke.

Take 2 drinks if there are more than 20 people in "The Fort"

Any Cheers reference.

Any reference to Tea Parties, Boston Massacres or Mitt Romney.

If Steve Abreu made an awesome tifo and it's on camera.

 3 Drinks

Take 3 drinks if there are more than 30 people in "The Fort"

  Aaron Katzeman ‏@AaronKatzeman

@mattgoshert Every time Jay Heaps gets elbowed in the face by a #Crew96 player. #Revs

Every time the New England Patriots are mentioned after the third mention.

Take three drinks just because it was Duncan's birthday this week! - Take 35 if he mentions that you should play this drinking game due to his birthday! (HINT HINT DUNCAN!)

Every yellow card.

4 Drinks

Take 4 drinks if "The Fort" is full.

If you see a Crew fan you know personally celebrating a goal.

Every red card.

If the weird, tarped off part of the stadium is shown.

CHUG!

Any Crew hat trick.

 Every time the Revolution are called "The Buffalo Bills of Major League Soccer".

Pitch invasion.

If more than 12,000 people show up to this match.

Enjoy the match!